#5745 I have so many fantasies about what I could do if I won the lottery and could quit my job. Most of them involve me running in and telling off every brat and lazy piece of shit I've ever had to smile at and fake being friendly to. I would run in there absolutely hammered, with a megaphone, and just blurt out everything I have ever wanted to say, right before handing in my resignation letter on a roll of toilet paper and letting it unravel as I walk out the door.

#5744 Today I read an article about the outlook of the Millennial generation. The headline went:"No Faith. No Country. No Marriage. Still, Millennials Are Optimistic". Seems like America is turning into East Asia. As in every aspect of our lives there are good things and bad things, and I think the worst thing about the millennial's outlook is their dislike of marriage. I associate marriage with love, everlasting love, and a life without love is not worth living, plain and simple. I guess marraige doesn't really guarantee love, but it does create a social construct that encourages love. I don't know if people will have the patience for love without some sort of social obligation. Life is hard, and it will test people's faith. Marriage gives you a reason to stick with your partner or your children even when doing so might be very difficult. I personally don't think that this combination of a lack of faith and self-absorption is going to encourage love in the least bit. The millennials are going to masters of technology, we are going to be able to create miracles with technology in the coming century, but I predict life will be an empty husk for the sensitive ones. I also predict suicide rates to spike very much like East Asia.

#5743 Last week I fucked this fat girl in my apartment and she took took a break to go to the bathroom. She came back and put her bra back on before we continued saying that her titties were rubbing the carpet (we were fucking on the floor) and they hurt and were bleeding.

I looked at my carpet the next morning and saw a blood stain but I know it was too far back to have been her titties, and anyway her story had made no sense but I was drunk so I didn't really care at the time. However, I do care that I have a fat girl's period stain on my fucking carpet.

#5742 Don't start anything, there won't be anything. I hate teases. I don't mess with you, so don't fucking mess with me. I'm not about that making out to fingering just to stop. That shit is a waste of my time. If you want to be satisfied fine, I'll help you out. just don't leave me with blue balls, thinking that shit is cute. It's not. That shit blows my life. Talk about straight up chalupin the move. Keep all that temptress bullshit in the sex room please. All that other shit will get you kicked smooth out of my house. Yeah I'm an asshole, but I KNOW I'm not wrong.

#5741 I used to make out with my second cousin when we were 11 and 12.

#5740 I often fantasize about killing my roommate in her sleep because she snores so damn loud.

#5739 I hate my roommate so much. I have never hated anybody as much as I hate her. She's extremely rude and inconsiderate, and keeps me up all night so she can "study" even though she's proudly proclaimed she's never studied. I have complained to Reslife about her constantly, and nothing gets done. So thanks Reslife for diminishing it, and the fire hazard I live in because for some reason she needs lights and flammable chemicals (which smell really strongly to the point I can't breathe sometimes)in the room at all times. Seriously, thanks Reslife for making my living situation hell.

#5738 @5723 My first night here, I was sitting outside Denton, and some random people came up to me and started talking to me, next thing I know, we were passing around a joint and two bowls, and we smoked all night.
That's how I knew I chose the right school.