#5833 I tried giving up alcohol for lent. That lasted two days....

#5832 Dude at second-floor McKeldin table, in the Alpha Gamma Rho hoodie and baseball cap. You're kinda cute, but I'm really bad at saying that to people, so I'm just gonna keep typing into my computer and writing in this packet and sipping my coffee and resisting smiling at you, because I have no fucking clue where I'd go from there.
-dude at the other end of the table in the blue button-down and grey scarf.

#5831 My roommate picks his nose and puts the boogers on the wall by his bed.

#5830 Around 11 at saladworkss today, there were three ROTC guys in a row. The third one was so polite to the lady that was serving him. It's nice to see that some guys still have manners.

#5829 I feel like I don't belong here. I'm depressed all of time time.

#5828 I think that it is unfortunate that so many guys cannot flirt with girls unless they are drunk at some dark frat house.

#5827 How is it objectifying women and showing that you "hate women" because you like to watch porn and/or have a lot of casual sex with different girls? Isn't that more like you love women and you see them as important to your happiness and life?

#5826 I'm a 20 yrs old male almost 21 and I recently tried masturbation for my very first time this weekend just out of curiosity. What I learned: now I understand why some guys get addicted to it and I also see what girls mean when they say guys make weird faces when ejaculating. It all came together in my head. See what I did there?