#5841 @ 5817 What's a "fligel?"

#5840 I have seen a lot of posts complaining about the diner and the diner staff. What the fuck is wrong with you people. Bunch of whiners! As they say, if you want something done the way you want it to be done, then the best thing is do it your self. Stop complaining !!!

#5839 Before I get married or die (whichever comes first since its all the same to me), I NEED to have at least ONE orgy. Like come on, is that too much to ask?

#5838 there is some fantastic eye candy sitting in Mckeldin right now... especially the guy sitting right across from me wearing a red long sleeve shirt, jeans, brown boots and studying so intently. oh the things that i would to do to you if i got the chance. i hope your single.

#5837 I tried to seduce my professor during finals week last year. I had my shirt off and was unbuttoning my shorts when he told me to stop. I got a C.

#5836 I came to this school to study Computer Science hoping to go to graduate school for Artificial Intelligence. In the CS Program, you have to take 4 semesters of prereqs before you can take the main AI course.
I had to delay it a semester because [redacted1] was an awful professor for CMSC330 who always came to lecture late, ended early, never responded to emails, regularly missed his office hours (which were right after lecture), then in the middle of the semester decided he was going back to his previous school, Georgia Tech and stopped caring entirely.
Then I heard awful things about [redacted2] (the only professor for the course last semester) and was afraid a bad experience with a professor would sour me on the field, so I delayed another semester.
Then the schedule for this semester came out and [redacted2] was teaching it again, this time alongside a new professor, [redacted3].... Against my better judgement I registered for the course with this new professor.
....
1) Consistently late by 5-10 minutes
2) Goes over
3) Heavy accent
4) Regularly misunderstands student questions
5) Boring lectures
6) One of the TAs had to correct something he told us in lecture

#FML #NewProfessors

#5835 My students are so bad this semester that I've gone back to drinking again.

#5834 People say size doesn't matter, but I totally dig the short confessions on here