To the asshole that tried really hard to fuck up the laundry card machine in parkside, How does it feel to be such a failure? Sure that one piece was in far enough that I couldn't get it out with my fingers, but I did get it out. So not only are you a shitty shitty person for trying to fuck with other people, but you're bad at it. I'd tell you that you should go kill yourself, but I'm pretty sure you'd fuck that up too.

I love being a raver. When you are an avid raver, going to bars seems like child's play. Let's be serious, an average raver can out-dance almost anyone at a bar.

not to just hate on #6196 "My mom won't shut the fuck up about me buying a cap and gown"...but that post just was the last straw for me to start this rant: for anyone who uses a curse word to refer to anything related to their parents are the scum of the earth.

Every time I hear people referring to their mothers as being a "bitch" or being "fucking annoying" just makes me glad that I did not give birth to that little piece of shit and i automatically feel bad for the parents because they have a kid like that. YES, I get extremely annoyed by my mother sometimes and i raise my voice, talk back, etc. but I would NEVER talk ABOUT my mother in such a manner, its just disrespectful and makes you look like a spoiled brat who doesn't deserve a mothers love.
She is not your sibling, shes your MOTHER. You know, like the person who cared you for 9 months, with possible morning sickness and plenty of sleepless nights after that just to make sure your fed, changed, happy, etc.?(Most likely). No matter how "fucking" annoying she is by asking you if you ordered your gown, understand that she is excited/proud of you and just wants to see you get across that stage. NO EXCUSE to how we treat our parents man. She deserves better then that. All mothers are so under appreciated and its the norm to blow them off these days but one day you'll regret it. I miss my mommy! :(

I just want to be a welfare leech and sit indoors all day. I can't stand the idea of working full time.

To that girl in McKeldin who randomly stopped me and said that my hair's pretty--thank you! Made my day (literally day, because it was about 1 am)

Freshman and sophomore year, I would draw black X's with permanent marker on my hands the night before class, so when I woke up the next morning people would think I actually have a life.

Someone commented on #6246, in which the girl used the word "misogynistic." Someone commented that it's actually spelled "masogynistic," which is obviously untrue. In fact, there's a little red spellcheck line under it now and it is driving me insane. My point is that if he's trying to be sarcastic, it's pretty pathetic.

One of the few things I have learnt after I came to America is to be a "racist".Thank You so much for much for it!