#6445 Where are the beautiful women who want a classy gentleman? Look out for us with the fedoras and we might tip our hat your way :)

#6444 I just took over my friends facebook and am now submitting a confession

#6443 I saw this flier on the bike racks by Juan Ramon Jimenez that was about a new organization at UMD called "Masturs" that talks about masturbation. I'm intrigued--anybody know about this. Lol, I wonder who the staff adviser is. As a girl, I feel that I could meaningfully contribute to their discussions...

#6442 Idk what is with me this semester, but I have a huge case of spring fever. I know it happens to everyone, but this year it's been three times as bad for me. I wish classes could be outside on nice sunny days instead of old buildings.

#6441 is anyone else worried about if they made the right choice in choosing their major? sometimes i wonder if im actually going to get a job with my major. it's not a STEM and ive been told i wont get a job if it doesnt have any math or science in it.

#6440 pretty sure it's harder to get into Erasable Inc than it is to get on Saturday Night Live, because Erasable is funnier. respect.

#6439 I am very lazy in doing the exact math for tips, so I just round down to the nearest $20 increment and give $5 per $20.

#6438 I need to know the recipe for the breakfast pizza on weekends at the north campus diner. The bacon, eggs, and sausage on a pizza is surprisingly amazing. Will someone please tag dining services?