#6453 To the Indian guy who throws the cricket ball every saturday morning at LaPlata ,
You sir, are the most dedicated person i have met. No matter what the weather is, you are always there I have seen you pitch when it is sunny, when it rains and when it snows. I really admire you for that

#6452 My ex-gf had cheated on me 3 times. Yet I still find myself in love with her. She goes to a different school and we barely talk anymore, but after dating her for 4 years I saw more than the cheating. Idk what it is, but I can't help but forgiving her over and over again. It put me in such a big slump during my freshman year and now that I'm a sophomore im just getting over that slump. I've tried going on several dates with other people, but it has never clicked quite like it did with her.

#6451 To #6410, it's one thing to say that you've noticed you are only physically attracted to tall guys (which isn't even worth a confession cause no one cares about an anonymous person's preferences), but it's another to be a twat about it and make it seem like guys are only worthy of someone if they're over 6 feet. Don't be a bitch and make the rest of us girls look bad.

#6450 This sucks to say, but it's the truth. The only people who can great deep tissue massages are guys and I'm a guy at that. Sorry ladies, you don't really have the strength to get deep down into the tendons to apply enough pressure for true relief. While you do give great sensual massages and back rubs, I truly feel at a loss when a woman offers to give me a massage. I know most of you guys are gonna be like that's gay, etc etc, but don't knock it till you try it or are in some serious pain

#6449 I never understand why other guys are always like "yoo she doesn't date white/asian/black guys, what a bitch blah blah blah." Like I just think to myself, out of the billions of girls out there, you want to date the one who's is not attracted to your race? I'm black and if a girl tells me she only dates black guy that's already a no to me. I don't want to hear anything about race. I honestly hate white girls, but I still talk to them because I know there's always that one person that makes you change your opinion about a whole race.

#6448 I heard Lil John had his eyes cut open and had peanut butter shoved inside of them. There's only peanut butter where his eyes should be. It's supposed to be the key to immortality, per Lil John. That's why he always wears sunglasses. He doesn't want everyone to know the secret.

#6447 Just realized that I'm lonely. Damn

#6446 This is what pop music sounds like to me. Except this is actually a better version of anything I've heard on the radio since the 20th century. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2M-m4ct4OM