#6853 This is a long shot but... to the girl who accidentally got on the MGM/Enclave bus instead of Blue on Thursday night. You seemed cool, you were really cute, and I wish I had talked to you more. Definitely ride the bus again next week, I'd love to get to know you.

#6852 Waiting for my train to arrive and I see a guy a bit taller than me (prolly 6'7, I'm 6'6) with his girl whose head reaches just below his chest. Until now, I never fully understood why women love being with us tall men. Visually, it really is a sense of security for girls Seeing the huge height difference between the two alone, I wouldn't dare mess with him or his girl if I was a shorter person...I cant even imagine the comfort she feels. I'm REALLY bout to go ham at girls nite lol. Naturally... I asked him where he got his shoes cuz malls act like tall guys don't like to look good or buy shit online. When he responded, I thought to myself: you borderline sound like a dumbass, but I know now where to buy my shoes though!

#6851 I really want to find a guy who is comfortable with the possibility of being a stay at home dad. Not necessarily someone who's dream is to just be a father, but someone who is at least open to the idea. I feel like guys assume its the woman's job. I just want room for an open discussion!

#6850 Us bus drivers get a bad rep around campus. I sincerely want to get you to your stop on time and comfortably. If I start to leave without you, it is honestly an accident because it is difficult to look for an opening to pull back into traffic while also making sure there isn't anyone running after the bus.

Well, unless you are trying to get on my bus once I've started leaving and there is another bus (same route) behind me. Tough luck, you're late and I'm on a schedule. *cough cough* CP Metro

Thank your local UM Shuttle driver. Not the Metro bus guys, they're dicks.

#6849 There's this black guy in LXA that I met a while ago. Ever since that day, I've been thinking about how plump his ass is. I want to confess my feelings to him in person, but I'm afraid that he will reject me because I'm a guy. I've been daydreaming all day in class about the raw unspeakable things I would do to his chili ring. Anyone have any advice?

#6848 I got blackout drunk one night and fell asleep beside my boyfriend in my dorm. I don't remember it but apparently in the middle of the night I rolled on top of my boyfriend and pooped on him. This is no lie. It really happened. He was mad but now it's just an inside thing that if he ever told anyone I'd kill him. xD

#6847 Black people hair creeps me out.

#6846 Prospective student here: Reading all of these confessions is making me so worried. They're usually so somber & depressing, not like other schools confessions page. But anyways I am probably going to major in business and not going to lie, I like to party & I intend to make college the best years of my life. Will I be too overwhelmed with work to enjoy myself if I major in lets say.. Information systems? Also is UMD as much a party school as people make it out to be??