#6861 I feel like a superior being when I wake up early

#6860 That awkward moment when you see your classmate on tinder during class.

#6859 I feel most confident when I am completely naked walking around my apartment

#6858 Let's talk about how stupid this is. As a former Shuttle-UM student employee, this has got to be one of the dumbest ideas the university has ever had. Why is this necessary? Probably $100,000 was dumped into this old bus. And before you go blaming DOTS and saying this was all paid for in parking tickets, keep it in your pants. I've heard through the grapevine that this was paid for by multiple departments throughout the university...unfortunately. I feel like I'm not the only who thinks this money could have used in a more effective way. This isn't innovative...this isn't "student driven"...this isn't a fearless idea. I bet students didn't have a hand in this at all. This is a blatant waste of funds that is completely unnecessary. Shame on you, Maryland.

#6857 So I was looking at the one confession about hating hooking up and such and I saw Austin and thought hm…must be a classy guy and I clicked on his profile but HOT DAMN he is mighty fine! I mean seriously, how does one go about getting looks like you? Too bad you're straight though. :(

#6856 I was raped on campus my freshman year. I wasn't even 18 and my parents don't know. I could ruin his life but I feel like telling anyone who could do anything about it would also ruin mine. People would inevitably judge me and while I know I shouldn't care, it just seems like more trouble than it's worth.

#6855 Adding to the stoner confessions, I smoke weed multiple times a day while being an RA and holding another on-campus job. I also am an active member and traveled with 2 club sports on campus while working towards a double major. Stoners for the win!

#6854 I hate it when other dudes casually call me "bro". Only one person is able to call me that, and that is my best friend. No one can ever replace him because we are the epitome of true bromance. To me, it's like already being in a relationship with a girl but calling all of your female friends "girlfriend". Anyway, since I live about 400 miles away being an out-of-state student, I do miss my bro a lot and can't wait to see him this summer. And just to clarify, I have made many fascinating new friends here but like I mentioned before, no one can ever replace my bro. We have a special bromance that few dudes get to experience.