#7077 The only reason I don't eat out or get delivery every night is because I know my roommates would judge the shit out of me. If I ever live alone, I'm going to be in so much trouble and gain at least 50 pounds.

#7076 I abhor being noticed which is why I never participate in class (even if it is 30% of my grade) and dread presentations. I don't like people's eyes on me. Attention makes me so uncomfortable. I don't know how to get over it. It's not even that I think I'm ugly or that people are judging me. I'm an attractive girl (and let's be real, half the class is staring at my huge tits anyway), and I know my shit, but people watching me is unbearable.

#7075 If you get on the bus before giving others the chance to get off the bus, you are at the top of my hit list. It is absolutely infuriating. Seriously, what difference is it going to make if you get on the bus all of four seconds earlier?! Oh wait, it WON'T. Like what the damn, patience is a virtue, so LEARN SOME.

#7074 I lip-sync walking across campus. I can't help it, and, honestly, I would sing out loud if I had the nerve. I also hope that at least one guy finds it endearing and not weird.

#7073 I'd like to tell this guy on the 110 bus that he's gorgeous, but I don't have the balls. I'm not even looking for a date - I just want him to know he's an attractive human being.

#7072 I have the sudden urge to burst out of my finals singing "Let It Go"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOaqiCBum2w

#7071 Okay, real talk…and I’d just like to preface this by saying I’m normally a really nice, mild-mannered girl, but just had to get this out… Till today, this has never happened to me, but it just made the top of my Pet Irritations list. So I’m short. Like “just below five foot, need that one half-inch more” short. I’m perfectly fine with my height and in fact, I love it. (Besides the occasional difficulty of reaching shelves and the perils of a crowded Metro) If you’re trying to get my attention and for whatever reason, I can’t hear you (y’know, music, crowds, I’m ignoring you, busy, I’m fucking ignoring you), do NOT tap me on the top of my HEAD. I don’t care if it’s convenient for you and it’s apparently too much of a bother to reach down a little more and tap my shoulder. Most people—y’know, ones that aren’t dickwads—don’t say hi by tapping tops of heads. It’d be just as convenient for me to elbow you in the nuts. /That’d/ get your attention, wouldn’t it, you tallass mothafucker.

#7070 I saw Lawson for the first time since last year and that old feeling of wanting to jump his bones came rushing back again. Im a cute black girl but there is something about Southern, blond, well-dressed, cultured, and well-educated men that turns me on...