#7085 I'm a "grower", not a "show-er". My final form is squarely average in length, and well shaped...but I'm embarrassed the rest of time. Do I actually have anything to be worried about?

#7084 My roommate is a raging cunt and has obnoxiously loud sex whenever her boyfriend is over. She has refused to stop regardless of how much it bothers the rest of our roommates and myself. She loves having sex in our shared bathroom on top of my stuff, leaving spots of cum on the bath mats and counters, so I've started using her face towels to clean up after I finish having sex.

#7083 I fucked around alot my first couple years here and left school briefly before coming back. I've since changed my major and brought my GPA up, but I'm like 4 years older than all the kids in my classes.

All my old friends do way too many drugs for me to hang out with them anymore, and most girls closer to my own age who aren't sketch-balls are already done with school and settled in a decent job, or are about to graduate and get on with their lives while I'm stuck working 70+ hours week and being a broke college student.

Every time I try and meet people at school though I either feel way too old and creepy, or flat out just can't relate to them since they were all perfect little nerds in high school and still live in dorms.

Where are all the girls who are going back to school or have a fucked up past but are working hard to change it?

#7082 My freshman year I attended a couple pledge events and they made me want to vomit. All the guys were boring wannabe lax bros who listened to shitty music and drank even shittier booze. It didn't take me very long to find out I wasn't cut out for greek life.

I feel like we'd have absolutely nothing in common, and I just don't understand why you'd ever want to be in a sorority anyway, but whenever I see that stereotypical sorority girl walking on campus in yoga pants and sunglasses all I can ever think is how hot some of them are.

How the fuck do some of the chode-iest dudes on campus get with girls like these? What is so attractive about some scrub ass communications major who drinks natty and jungle juice in a nasty satellite house basement every weekend.

Seriously. The entire month of April every time I saw some chubby soft looking lax bro wearing a sleeveless shirt even though it was cold out it was a struggle for me not to cop an assault charge.

NERD RAGE!!!! lol

#7081 I want you to kiss me slowly and deeply, to pull my hair back and run your teeth across my neck, to tickle my back, and to whisper in my ear that I'm beautiful you'll never hurt me.

And for the love of god, please, please mean it this time.

#7080 I'm a freshman here and even though it's almost the end of the school year, I only have a couple of close friends on campus. I sometimes feel pressure to have a big social circle, because it seems like everyone else does. I really want to go out and make new friends next year, but I have a hard time meeting people. I feel like I'm going to lose my friends since we're all living in different dorm. They're going out with their new friends and some times I feel left out. I hate this feeling.

#7079 Whenever I think about my white privilege, I get the urge to fuck the pope in the ass.

#7078 I need a tall, full-bearded, ginger man to take me on a date. Where are those guys at on campus? If I ever find one, you bet your ass I'm going to muster up the courage to ask him out.