#7093 I masturbated on my desk so many times that I feel like a girl would get pregnant from just sitting on it.

#7092 I have a sudden urge to give a blowjob. I want a penis that lasts long.

#7091 I was once a girl with a very very very very low self esteem due to bullying just like #7048, I was bullied for being a quiet person(literally). From being called the ugliest girl in my 5th grade class to looking like I had down syndrome, I let those words cut me deep. I never saw no type of beauty in me at all. But now that I'm older and look back in my yearbooks I realized that I wasn't ugly at all. People teased me because I was shy, considered a geek or a nerd primarily based on social classes in public school. You have the athletes, cheerleaders, popular guys and girls. People teased me to fit in and most likely would be embarrassed if they ever was to say I wasn't ugly and stood up for me. Anyways, the past is in the past and I have gotten over it, I'm now working on boosting my self esteem up and being a positive person. So to the people who always picked on me and called me names FUCK ALL YALL!! Even though none of them don't attend UMD, I just wanted to let it out. By the way people have told me I favor Alicia Keys!

#7090 I just wrote myself a terp crush, hoping it would make me feel better. it didn't.

#7089 Guys with muscular quads and calves make me weak.

#7088 My purpose in life at the beginning of this school year was to help stop blackout freshman girls from getting raped. I was in the elevator with one the other day. She obviously didn't remember me, but I'd like to think that I was doing a good thing. Don't ever feel like you have to go home with a guy if you don't want to and don't ever feel like it's your only option!

#7087 I was in the EPSL on Wednesday when I saw this cute indian guy sitting in front of the multi-purpose room. I think he's approximately 6ft tall, shaggy hair, and all cuteness. He was sitting with three other guys and it looked like they were working on an assignment. Hopefully I will run into him again.

#7086 I wish there was a way to tell girls how even though I'm in college and still young, I have had my fair share of hookups and all I want is a girl for the long run.someone I can commit too, someone I can be possessive about, someone I can call my girl. Sadly though all I see nowadays (well the girls I have interacted with) is that they tend to run away whenever I get close to someone and tell them what I want. Guess it is true. Guys looking for a stable relationship in college are a rarity and looked down upon as "weird"