#7445 Things that have their temperature increase tend to expand. Therefore I must be hot, not fat.

#7444 I'd totally be open to being a guy's first same sex experience. I can suck a mean ass dick. But I'm really not at all feminine so in all honesty I would never be a guy's bicurious blow job. Unless they want the brawny man swallowing their jizz, it's really not happening. But oh well, at least I'm bi so I can still tongue lash a consenting woman, right?

#7443 Hi, Matt, you are gorgeous and a nice person and I love your comment on the gay hating ESPN post. Let's be friends?

Sincerely,
A chill gay dude

#7442 Ramsay Snow is hands down the most badass character in Game of Thrones. Would not want to fuck with him. And Margarey is hands down the hottest. If I was a throne she could sit on me all day.

#7441 I love my Marylander friends but I miss my fellow Massholes A LOT...but when I go back for the summer vice versa will happen and later the cycle will repeat!

#7440 All the girls I find attractive go after douchebags.I'm a really fun guy to be around but I can't be an asshole towards girls. I don't know what I have to do to get a girlfriend around here...

#7439 Hi Miss Red and Black. Yeah, that is what I'll have to call you till I know your name. I am officially falling for you. You are gorgeous! I am going to know you soon: SURELY! Till then, cheers.

#7438 I wish we were in the 1950's and 60's where it's totally ok to give your female secretary a firm pat in the behind in order to show her your appreciation for her hard work. And it's not mysogonistic. They can do it to men, too. Why is everyone so uptight these days? Seriously - not trolling. This really bothers me.