#7549 I would love to hook up with Emily. Even though I have never met her, I feel like she has a big butt. I LOVE Jewish girls with big butts. They are my weakness.

#7548 I can't study in my apartment during finals week or reading day because the deserted landscape of campus on south makes me feel like a holed-up survivor in some gory, horrifying zombie apocalypse movie.
THE SILENCE IS FREAKING ME OUT GUYS

#7547 It is funny how people in exam week think that they can come to carrels and find one empty at 2 p.m. I mean cmon people..we sleep in there..come before 7 or leave the 3rd floor alone..lol

#7546 I'm sitting in MCK and there is this hot ginger jewish boy sitting right across me. Literally can't concentrate on my work! Ginger jews are the best gingers and the best jews!!

#7545 I feel like I've been passed up from alot of opportunities on campus because of my GPA, and it sucks because I had one really bad year and despite my experience and what I bring to the table, it's like a scarlet letter that too many clubs and organization won't look past. It's really fucking annoying.

#7544 It really bothers me reading troll comments on suicide-related confessions or people saying they post trolling suicide confessions. Suicide is a real issue and not something to joke about. Many suicidal/depression thoughts come from biological chemical imbalances that cause the person to feel uncared for or unimportant so by doing that you're literally furthering their depressive thoughts and making them feel even less cared about.
Last semester I spent 2-3 hours in the middle of the night begging, pleading, and trying to hold down the most important person to me as they tried to end their life on a main road around campus before cops showed up and helped us out. It shouldn't take an event like that for people to acknowledge the severity/reality of suicide. So please think more of actual human being's lives than your own personal trolling ego.

#7543 I get to have constant sex during finals week, and I tell you what: it's great for distressing. BUT when I was fucking this morning, I suddenly thought that I could be studying at that moment and my dick went softer...

#7542 When people post confessions about specific people, 90% of the time I don't even know who that person is. Unless they're G Feel Good or someone else who has been on this page a long time, I don't know them.