#7557 Gorgeous girl lives a few doors down in my dorm. I want to ask her out but I'm just a short lame asian dude. She's probably like the queen of some place...

#7556 Hi I'm going to be attending UMD in the fall and I have to take the Math Placement Exam. I am really worried about it. If I don't do well am I going to have to take remedial non-credit courses? Or if I do well do I test out of certain courses? Is there anyway to know what topics are going to be on the exam? How can I study for it? Thanks in advance!

#7555 I clogged the toilet and my roommates are now using all of their deductive skills to find the culprit. Hope I'm free of suspicions! :/

#7554 I see who's known as the second cutest white guy on the basketball team at TT a lot and I've always wanted to hit that. Unfortunately I doubt this will happen as he's never looked twice at me; I have a fear of being crushed while in bed with someone and he's huge!

#7553 My friend was sexually assaulted. And she never spoke out because she thought "no one would believe her" and "it wouldn't make a difference anyway."

#7552 I look myself in the mirror and think, "I could take him in a fight."

#7551 Dear Erin F.
Your smile is like a dart piercing my heart
Your eyes are like the stars in the sky
Your voice is so smooth it can brighten anyone's day
Your wit is so quick you would could get a speeding ticket for it

I could go on and on about how you are awesome and perfect, but I wanted to just tell you that:
You have grown up so much in the past 4 years and I was happy to have met you the one you end up with will be the luckiest person in the world. Anyways....Good luck with finals and Congratulations! And I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

#7550 I will name my firstborn child "Wizard" if the Wizards win the series.