#7581 I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to do push ups in front of my roommates' doors just to prove to them I'm more hardcore than them. I guess my manly push-up grunts cause them so much fear that they are afraid of opening the doors to check it out.

#7580 I walk very slow because I like to enjoy the minutes in life that I have to do nothing. It's just a simple movement of the legs and with it I try to clear my mind and just walk at a relaxing pace not thinking about the class or exam I have, and just listen to the birds and stupid conversations flying all around me. People are too anxious all the time and aggressive. Everyone just needs to relax and enjoy the little things in life and stop thinking about getting pussy and making money.

#7579 My roommate and his boyfriend have gay sex in the room all the time. Now, I didn't have a problem with this at all until I learned that they do it on my bed (I saw semen stains on my sheets). Once he came back really drunk and fell asleep in his bed. Armed with a full bladder, I drenched his sheets in my piss. He has no idea that I did this.

#7578 It has come to my attention that many people I know talk about how I'm a "chronic relationship" person. Here's what I have to say to that. Yes, I have dated a few people seriously here and I thought it's not what you may be used to, I don't date carelessly. I only date someone who I see as a potential life partner. You might say that's no fun and it's too serious, but to be honest, I'm only attracted to men who I want as my children's role models. Once I realize a guy I'm dating and I disagree on something that cannot be compromised on, that potential is lost. I'm SO sorry I haven't found the guy for me, I'm SO sorry I refuse to settle for less than I deserve, but I don't judge you so don't judge me.

#7577 I can't be the only guy that's wished to be able to give myself oral. Oh, and I also fap in the showers. Still. I mean, where do all the other single guys do it? And the thing about semen clogging up the pipes is BULL cuz years of experience.

#7576 I'm graduating with a BS in Biochem and I appreciate all the $$ and time my parents spent on me, but all I really want is to move back to my homeland and run a farm/orchard/vineyard...

#7575 I just touched my balls randomly and I feel SWEAT. WAT. Didn't know my ballsack could do that

#7574 I'm considering taking my finals with a dildo in my pussy and ass.