#7605 Being a senior in college is weird for me, I'm already older than my friends that are graduating so the ones that aren't are even younger. I could try to pick up freshmen but then I just feel like some dirty old man. Although, humorously, I did try to pick up a freshman once and she was just turning 17 and her brother was my neighbor. That was fun. Anyway, other than being able to legally drink, I don't really fit in in the college world. Maybe I'm just not enough of a pig.

#7604 The diner workers who clean up the eating area at North Campus Diner remind me of walkers in The Walking Dead.

#7603 I don't believe in a person being "out of another person's league." Sure, being physically attracted to your partner(s) is important, but if you choose your partner(s) based on aesthetics over all else, you need some serious reevaluation. Wholesome people are so much more than what they look like physically and societally.

#7602 I just had a final in a ~30 person 400-level class in one of the small Tydings classrooms. During the test, there were two frat stars blatantly cheating in the back (including but not limited to: looking at each other's answers, talking to each other, consulting their iPhones). The TA didn't notice because he was staring at his laptop for the entire 2 hours but it seemed like a good portion of the class knew what was up.

Anyway, I want to report what I saw but I have no idea who these kids are or how I could prove it (especially since the TA is/was totally clueless), not to mention I'd look like an asshole either way. The problem is it's a small enough class that this could really sway the average and fuck over people (myself included) who took the test honestly.

Thoughts?

#7601 Am I the only one who thinks Testudo's offerings have gotten a liiiiittle out of control? Don't get me wrong, I love it and I think it's funny, it's my favorite part of the semester. Stuff like the Christmas tree last semester and the deep fryer were hilarious but just In one day this semester there was a couch a pool table a tv a toilet a water fountain, multiple street signs, what appears to be cement blocks and tons of other stuff, mostly trash? Who cleans this all up anyways? I think we need to turn down a little

#7600 To the guy in the green Alternative Breaks shirt, flip flops and Chipotle backpack in the Socy201 final, you were the best possible distraction this morning. Random get-to-know-you coffee session sometime? -guy with blue Mac who left first

#7599 I wish there was a big pool party at Mckeldin mall to celebrate the end of finals

#7598 Im sorry ladies but once Smash Bros comes out, you are having none of my time