#7613 Okay, I'm struggling to find anything racist in what Donald Sterling said. Liberal media brings down another good man for no reason.

#7612 Shiri B. is so cute! Her smile is gorgeous. She doesn't really know me, she was in my class and I regret not talking to her all semester long (in my defense it was a pretty big class and and...okay no excuses I should have...) I mean she's probably taken anyway but yeah, she's really pretty.

#7611 Unfortunately I am cursed with shyness and wanted to talk to a lot of girls in my classes this semester but sadly never amounted up to it...I found a couple of them on facebook and want to just shoot them a request to be friends, but idk how they would respond. They might think it's creepy since I rarely spoke with them in class. I dont want to be that guy that just searches for girls on facebook just to watch them through facebook...Woe is me

#7610 I'm a guy and I really love eating pussy...like REALLY love it. Am I the only guy out there who just loves the feeling, texture, taste and sensation of having your mouth down there bringing pure pleasure to a girl? I practically beg my gf on the daily if I can eat her out and she has to stop me from continuing after I made her cum 2 or 3 times. And if you're thinking, "she's making you stop because you aren't good at it", you couldn't be more wrong. Someone not being able to get up and move afterwards is a good sign you're doing things right. Like I said, I just love to eat.

#7609 Im an RA and one time i came back drunk and decided the bathroom was to far away so i peed in a diner cup so I wouldnt have to walk down the hallway. Now i do that sober and a few of my residents caught me bringing my cup of pee to the bathroom.

#7608 Unfortunately I am cursed with shyness and wanted to talk to a lot of girls in my classes this semester but sadly never amounted up to it...I found a couple of them on facebook and want to just shoot them a request to be friends, but idk how they would respond. They might think it's creepy since I rarely spoke with them in class. I dont want to be that guy that just searches for girls on facebook just to watch them through facebook...Woe is me

#7607 Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to shit, only farted.

#7606 To all my UMD confessors,
Id like to say fuck my professors,
I swear I've never had a good one, but last night I had one on my dresser,
Yessir...yesterday I was the instructor.
She was the student and I was teaching her a lesson,
Yea, uhh, with a ruler.. to measure my dick.
Sike.. that shit is so long you'll need a fuckin' yard stick.
Im out.