#7621 I had this dream where I was lying in bed and next thing I noticed that my dick was right up to my face. I was like damn, I'm so flexible and I have such a big dick that I can actually suck my dick. Then I was like i always wondered what that would feel like so I proceeded to suck my dick. It was actually really good, and as i was enjoying myself I suddenly remembered that I wasn't really flexible and my dick ain't that big. Suddenly a feeling of terror started to creep on... How the hell was I sucking my dick?? Whose duck is this? I looked down and screamed on horror. Luckily I was sucking my own dick but unluckily my dick had gotten detached from my groin !! Except I couldn't really scream because I was choking on my own dick!! What does this dream mean?

#7620 It's really sad when good students get kicked out for something stupid they did one time, and soon I'll probably be one of them. As sorry as I am and as much as I want to stay and share my story and make sure that what I did doesn't happen again, that just won't happen. Goodbye UMD and future as a doctor!

#7619 I was studying for finals in my room, then my boy friend walked in.
He asked me if I want watch a movie with him but I ignored him because I need to focus on my finals. Then he got on his kneess, pulled my dick out and start sucking really hard. I came within like 3 minutes. It felt so good.

#7618 I really wish I could bang Piya. She's so hot.

#7617 So I made an account on Tinder and got a match. I pm the girl and she replied "sry accidental swipe" and say i have standards.

Am I going to make it? feelsbatman

#7616 So I like this girl and we've been talking/snapchatting for a while now, and I feel like its high time we start sending each other 'suggestive' snaps. However i can't gauge whether or not she would be receptive. Rather than just sending her a crotch shot out of the blue, I've been thinking about a more polite approach and just asking her what she thinks of the idea....but then would she just think I have asperger's or something? no one asks questions like that

#7615 My sarcasm is so strong that I can almost never turn it off. This often causes me to rub people the wrong way. It's a gift, and a curse.

#7614 Could some people on campus walk just a little more quickly? Unless you just had Taco Bell and you're trying not to crap your pants, there's no excuse for walking 1 mile per hour. Sometimes it's more like ln(1) mile per hour. I've got places to go!