#7645 Plot twist: Emily F is the admin of confessions.

[Admin]: Nope. Interesting thought though.

#7644 My girlfriend flirted with her ex boyfriend a couple of months ago and we had huge fights over it. I told her everything is fine but I haven't. I'm gonna cheat on her so much this summer. Don't mess with me next time

#7643 I've become pretty infatuated with this guy via social media (I see him around Twitter and through other people I follow and what not). And two days ago he was on the bus with me and I didn't even realize it until a few hours ago. I am kicking myself - he was right there! How did I not realize it?! I'm pretty ashamed. I had no idea he even rode my bus. I really just needed to vent my shame but I don't want to tell any of my friends. Dammit.

#7642 I think I'm a lesbian, but I have a boyfriend. What do I tell him?

#7641 some of these offers to the turtle are really ridiculous... how the fuck is a turtle going to enjoy a can of soda u dumb neckless shitcunts, get him some turtle food. lol jk idk where u would go to get turtle food on campus

#7640 Testudo is not a trashcan. We pay people to take our trash away, meaning it has negative value. So, enjoy the negative points Testudo grants you and the slap to the face I'll give you if I ever catch you treating him like a landfill.

#7639 I sometimes wish I could give myself head cause I know I could do such a good job.

#7638 I sold this freshman outdated Viagra instead of Adderall, shit was hilarious