#7653 I feel like a terrible person but every time I see Testudo I want to steal some of his offerings. I'm poor and some people give such nice things. I would never actually do this, but I'd love some of that stuff.

#7652 I found an argument between a feminist and a men's rights advocate on Facebook. I literally popped a bag of popcorn and sat down and watched the fireworks. The feminist had no rebuttal for anything, and by the time I was done, I put salt on my popcorn to make it feel like I was eating her tears. So many tears, and they were delicious. Today was a wonderful day.

#7651 I really wish finals were just games of 2048...because let's be honest, that's all I did this semester when I should have been studying.

#7650 Ok so all the confessions about confidence in dating are really starting to annoy me. I do not think any of the these super simple platitudes are worth talking about. In fact, I believe in the worst platitude of all: BE YOURSELF. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I simply want to surround myself with genuine people. If you're really shy then walking about with a faux bravado is nothing but an obvious cover for someone who isn't comfortable in their own skin. Often the best answer is the hardest and in this case, whether you're looking for a friend or a lover or a soulmate, cool your jets, and be yourself. It's not flashy, it's not fast; it is long years of learning it is ok to walk in world in your skin regardless of whatever I or anyone else thinks of that. Be Yourself, don't go looking for love with a facade on, it won't be worth your time.

Yours truly,

Someone who loves genuine people

#7649 my dick isn't even 6 inches and it's seriously ruining my confidence... idk what to do

#7648 You assholes and your adderall. I work hard all semester to fail a test, while you party and drink. Then, you wait till the night before an exam and take a "magic pill" so that you can ace the exam. Piece of shit cheaters.

#7647 I am really afraid right now and I might be on academic probation next semester because of my grades this semester. What exactly happens when you're on academic probation?

#7646 Since everything is changing around us, meaning accepting gay marriage and all, now we need to change the English language. What I mean is that there is no word that we can explicitly refer to trans people. Males have "he or him" females have "she or her", and we can't call a trans person "he" because a tarns person is not a "he", we can't call her a "she" either, because a trans person is not a "she", so the only word that is left is "it". Can we call a trans person "it"?