#7877 Seriously?
Its a beautiful day and the semester is wrapping up, im just peacefully walking at a normal pace across the street, while ON THE CROSSWALK, and somehow you found it necessary to curse me out from your car because I was on your way for two seconds??
FUCK YOU TOO

#7876 If I'm pooping and you take the stall right next to me when there are others available, you're automatically on my shit list (pun intended)

#7875 I feel like a lot of these confessions are so redundant. For example X race doesn't think Y race finds members of X race attractive. Another one I've seen a lot is advice on confidence and how to find people to relate to and form friendships with. We should make a FAQ so that people can just search their topic and see all of Emily F's wonderful advice.

#7874 I had sex in the Bioscience Research Building in the big lecture hall two nights ago. I had a final in the lecture hall last night and felt bad for the innocent soul who took their final on that table. Im sorry random person, if it makes you feel any better, im clean ;)

#7873 I just failed a class for the second time. I know you can request to take a class a third time, but how do you do this?

#7872 It consoles me somewhat to know that the inconsiderate, filthy pigs of roommates I've had to live with this year will have to live with themselves for the rest of their lives. Karma is a bitch, yo.

#7871 I need to talk to someone ... Preferably a stranger who wouldn't be biased or jus she me :/

#7870 My roommates think that they can blast music and play video games all night just because they are done with finals. I am trying to study and will void out the sound waves of your music.