#7901 Hot girls not having boyfriends is the biggest piece of shit myth ever.

#7900 To the kid who ate my leftover dinner out of the Annapolis fridge, I hope you get diarrhea. Stomach cramping, fart and shit a little in your pants diarrhea. Because you're nothing but shit for eating someone else's food - half-eaten food not to mention - so you must be a dirty little fucker too.

#7899 I know I don't have a chance with him, but how can I change my feelings?

#7898 That moment when you added someone while facebook stalking and forgot...

#7897 I wish I had a girlfriend just so I can call her the "moon of my life" and she can call me "my sun and stars" :[

#7896 To the dude who let me borrow one of his extra pencils during the STAT400 exam when he noticed that I ran out of lead, thanks for being such a bro!!

#7895 All my friends have just starting excluding me. I don't even know what I'm doing wrong or right. It's killing me and I can't even ask anyone for fear of embarrassment.

#7894 My friends keep telling me to go for this guy. He's great and all, but I don't wanna ruin our friendship.