#7909 I'm trying to get my GPA to reflect the size of my small penis before I graduate. 3.7 inches folks, I ain't afraid to flaunt it.

#7908 Every time someone anonymously asks if blah would like blah and blah blah and I have this huge crush on blah mc blah or I want to get in the pants of Blahdy Blah (OK, maybe not that last one) but just fucking go for it! Ask someone hot out! If you got a feeling that you want someone, fucking stab insecurity in the knee and make a break for it so you can get yourself into a happy place of cuddling or something. I don't know, just fucking ask people out, does any really even know proper courting etiquette anymore? As long as you're polite, go for the fuck for it! Damn.

#7907 I got drunk with some friends and one of the guys there who I didn't know (a friend's friend) tried to make out with me. We kissed for maybe 2 seconds before I pushed him off. Even though I didn't initiate it, I felt bad, so I told my bf what happened. He freaked out, said I cheated on him, and broke up with me. Am I really a cheating asshole or is he a drama queen?

#7906 I met a great guy on Tinder about 3 months ago. We've been dating for about two months now. How do we tell family/friends how we met? Pretty sure my 50 year old mom is not gonna go for "well you see there's this app and if you like someone's face you swipe right..."

#7905 To the extremely cute guy wearing green shorts and driving 108 shuttle on Tuesday night : you took my breath away and your my new gay crush ! Muuahhhh

#7904 I've held this secret for far too long now. Ive always wanted to tell my closest friends but everytime I think about doing it, I feel ashamed. But now I'm tired of pretending like I'm everyone and want to share my secret to you all...

I'm a guy, and I've never seen Fight Club :'(

#7903 Mexico was a great place because, well, it was the closest I've ever had a vagina to my face (against the back of my head), other than when I was born.

#7902 Give me some sunshine! Give me some rain! Give me another chance I wanna grow up once again.....:(