#8413 Whoever the fuck this tomson guy is better hope i dont ever meet him.

#8412 Rachel S, you're really cute. I hope we can go out sometime

#8411 I love my girlfriend incredibly much and we have a relationship that other people dream of but we got together during welcoming week of our freshman year and although I've never loved anyone else with the same amount of passion or sincerity, there's always this feeling deep down in my heart that I get when I spend time with my bros that I'm missing out/missed out/will keep missing out on stuff like getting hammered in the middle of the day, the art of picking up and hooking up with a total stranger, doing dumb things for no reason, and kids just being spontaneous. This is not because of my friends or anything, she's cool with them but just a feeling I get from time to time. Sorry about the run ons haha.

#8410 As a registered Democrat, I think that Obama's administration has completely destroyed the chances of any Democrat being elected President in the next 10 years. Except Elizabeth Warren, she's a BAMF.

#8409 i feel like i message people too much on facebook. i need to constantly distract myself or i just get bored and facebook messaging people even if i haven't spoken with them i a while helps me be entertained (lacking a better word right now). do most people find this annoying?

#8408 not really sure why people are posting non stop about the chem frat. id be willing to bet money that those scandalous confessions were exaggerated or flat out made up. A bunch of my friends are in it, I almost joined but got too busy. They're always tutoring or doing chemistry demos.

#8407 It depresses me that I don't look like a Victoria's secret model. I know there's no point in whining about it but it just seems like I'll never be loved if I'm not beautiful like them..I mean, I know personality is most important but who am I kidding?

We live in a material world.

#8406 To this day, I can't tell whether it's a blessing or a curse. Basically whenever I look at a girl's breasts, they suddenly start swinging violently like those really fast pendulums in horror movies. I suppose it helps the girl in that her breasts suddenly grow really large, but the downside is that they get saggy as a result. And yes, I can unintentionally control what bypasses the lawd of physics. With this special ability of mine, I intend to create an uncorrupted society where politucal power and wealth belongs to those with large breasts while those with flat or pathetic breasts live out on the streets begging for money because of their pitiful breasts. And from then, currency will not be money but bust size. That's all.