#8509 Nicole H. seems like a hot hippie. I just know I'm going to fall in love with this girl.

#8508 If anyone was able to see all the weird shit I do not just when I'm home alone, but really when just no one is in the same room as me, I think I'd lose all of my friends.

#8507 I really hate it when I sit down on the toilet and my penis hits the water, that shit is cold!

#8506 Honestly, I miss Mike and his funny comments. I haven't seen him comment on anything in a while.

#8505 Occasionally, maybe once every couple of months or so, I like to sit or stand on my backyard's porch, and masturbate. There's just something about cumming outside that's just refreshing and different. And I secretly hope that a neighbor will join in. Every time I yank it or have sex, it's always indoors. I like to change it up a bit. And yes, I'll only do this when school is in session so there's no chance of kids walking by.

#8504 MEGA SCEPTILE MAKES ME CREAM MY PANTS GRASS DRAGON POKEMON HOLY SHIT

#8503 Euphoria cologne by Calvin Klein makes my body turn to jello, it smells so good. I end up spraying and sniffing myself all the time.

#8502 I'm a science and Spanish double major. Someone from my science major once informed me that my Spanish classes are a joke. Yeah, I'd like to see you write a ten page paper, in Spanish, about the critiques given of the church in an eighteenth-century epic poem. I really can't stand it when science majors (most of whom have very few life skills) judge people of other majors for "copping out." My Spanish classes are harder than my science classes.