#8517 re:2k for one week: I literally said 1 week so... why would you say it's two. And I wont say where because it's too easy to ID me but I'm an EE with a very ah unusual skillset (technical skillset that is, no im not doing gay porn lol) and i'm not trolling. I just wanted to tell someone because of how excited I am to not be broke as shit but at the same time I don't want to just rub it in my friends faces. It's not really bragging if it's anonymous right? Lol. But I love my job and that matters way more to me than $

#8516 I'm totally cool with gay, bi, trans and asexual people, but when people ask to be called a non-binary pronoun like "they" or "xim" or whatever else, I think they really just want to be "different".

#8515 Me and my boyfriend are falling apart and I don't know what to do anymore. It breaks my heart

#8514 I know you're the one who wrote that confession. Everyone told you it's a bad idea. Now why are you trying to re-friend me? Are you that dumb? No wonder you only got into UMD through FC.

#8513 I love torturing ants I find in my house. Preferably by drowning or killing them with soup drops and sprays and other fun things.

#8512 I think my confessions are 3 times funnier and more true than some of the bullshit this page admin posts.

#8511 Social Security steals 7.65% of my income. Right now, I owe almost 4 hours of my hard earned salary to keep these old geezers alive. All they do is spend their social security funds on viagra so they can bone each other. With most victims of HIV and AIDS over the age of 65, this is where our money is going.

#8510 I have no fucking idea how but all the girls I know just found out I have a really huge penis. I'm basically and average looking dude but they are all hitting on me now and asking to see it and being really flirty with me....problem is I'm gay as hell. I don't act it and to everyone waking by they would think I was straight but these girls i know are all fully aware I've only ever been with guys. My interest in posting this however is girls tell me all the time they don't think about dicks how guys think about boobs and ass and shit...that must be a lie because they are all over me now and I know it's just for my dick.