#8688 I don't know if I have a serious problem or not but I'm seriously starting to sleep way too much. I'm in a pretty rigorous program and I am doing fine grades wise but I could be doing a lot better if I didn't lose so much productivity due to sleeping. I'm taking a summer class and right after coming back from class I head straight to sleep then wake up eat...lie around a little then head straight to bed. I'm starting to worry about my future professional life with my heavy dependence on sleep. I don't know if I have a serious medical problem or I am just too lazy and un-motivated to do work and go above and beyond what is required for class.

#8687 I take long shits at work so the time would go by faster. I don't count those times as my break either.

#8686 The first time my ex has ever gotten jealous is after I've started dating someone new. Without going into too many details (I don't know if he follows confessions or not), I can objectively say (and this is corroborated by other people) that he's not over me and is trying to get my attention through posting stuff with an ex-fling and acting all cutesy about it and it's not working. The most I think about it is "oh, her outfit is adorable" and move on. Never thought I'd been the less attached one in that relationship but there you go.

#8685 I get a tiny bit of satisfaction when I see less-successful people have terrible grammar on Facebook. 23 with 2 kids working for minimum wage? Still living at home at the age of 26? Maybe it's because you can't tell the difference between they're their and there, don't know how to use proper tenses, and can't figure out how to use commas.
And you can't even blame how expensive college is, "not everyone can afford a higher education, college isn't for everyone!" I learned that sh!t in MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!

#8684 ~The UMD Confession Quota~

1. The relationship issues no one gives a fuck about
2. The gpa + pot confession
3. The novel no one is going to read
4. The post that is literally so stupid, you feel a regression in your IQ
5. The person who claims not to be racist/sexist but actually is
6. The posts that are only funny b/c the ~ guy responds (Xiaying)
7. The daily therapy post responded to be The Legend, Emily F.
8. The anonymous crush confession, mainly about Nicole
9. The DOTs hate post(very warranted)
10. The Game of Thrones Spoiler or TV show spoiler in general
11. The obvious troll post that people still respond to
12. The Shakespeare posts where I have no clue what they're saying
14. Last but not least, the few but brilliant confessions that this page sees once in a blue moon.

[Admin]: So which does this one fall into?

#8683 I don't understand why owning a fleshlight is ridiculed, but owning a vibrator is not.

I need my release too mang

#8682 A lot of you guys have heard about the Elliot Rodger manifesto and his shooting rampage throughout Isla Vista. He says he did all that because he was a "kissless virgin" and girls always rejected him. He may come off as a jerk but I pity him because I know how he feels. I'm in the same situation but nowhere near as crazy as he is. What are your thoughts?

#8681 I'm tired of all of these arguments about "don't stare at me like a sexual object." News flash everyone: we are biologically programmed to fuck each other, regardless of your gender, sex, sexual orientation, or what ever you are attracted to. Rape and sexual assault are a different subject, but if a guy or girl calls you a hottie at the bar, accept their compliment and move on with your damn life. Peace out.