#8712 When I was about 7, I touched my brother's dick when we were in bed. I didn't know what I was doing and I quickly stopped. He's a few years older than me, so I'm sure he remembers. We've never talked about it. I have no intention of ever bringing it up either.

#8711 I have some things to confess:

I used to egg the principal's office every Halloween with my best friend back in middle school. They never even cleaned it off, so I figure they never noticed/cared enough to do so.

I also trashed my math teacher's room and along with another friend, wrote nasty messages on the board, and signed it with another kid's name.

Friend A, stole our enemy's math book, who had stolen it from friend B, and I took a solid log dump in the middle of it and left it in the toilet. The teachers thought friend B had done it. Somehow everyone else knew it was me. I denied it for years.

I found a glass pipe in my brother's car, took it, and hid it so I could blackmail him later. When we were moving, my parents found it in the hiding place, much to my brother's surprise.

I hacked a girl's myspace (because she told some guys I tried to rape her, because she thought it'd be funny, and they came out and tried to attack me 3v1) and wrote all of this nasty stuff on it and sent people messages trying to make her seem like a whore and a bitch. I had to have a friend come explain what happened at the night in question. Eventually she admitted she lied and we agreed not to talk to each other ever again.

#8710 I wish there were a European American student association. I legitimately want to learn about my European roots and celebrate European culture. I have ancestors from at least six European countries but my parents are simply boring American white people and we never do anything like that

#8709 Apparently I've gotten more handsome in college and even though I have a girlfriend, all these girls that I was attracted to in high school are coming on to me and trying to convince me to cheat. And my girlfriend being in Europe is not helping.

#8708 I find it appalling that Obama can free a deserter in Taliban custody but can't free a Marine being tortured in a Mexican jail cell.

#8707 I got my ass beat as child by my parents when I did something wrong, and when I was younger I swore I would never beat my kids, but now I think that more parents should do it. It instills discipline to a high degree and will really set you straight and is far more effective than some "go to your room/you're grounded" BS. It pains me when I'm on the subway and I see kids throwing a tantrum and hitting their parents, knowing full well that if I ever pulled something like that when I was a kid, I was gonna get my ass beat on the train in front of everyone. I also think that this lack of punishment is why our generation is soft and filled with people with a me first attitude.

#8706 So I just started a summer internship, and there's a girl on my team who's super smart, funny, pretty damn cute, and we jive together really well.

She's been talking about the world cup, and I'm finding myself wanting to use that perfect excuse to hang out outside of work.

The only problem is that I have a girlfriend.....I wouldn't ever cheat on her, but me and this new chick will be spending 40 hours a week together for the next 8 weeks, and since I started working full time I haven't gotten to see my gf that much.

I'm worried I'll start comparing my girlfriend to this new girl, even though my gf has a body I thought only existed in porn and we've gotten pretty close emotionally. Should I just try to repress these feelings? Should I tell my gf?

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#8705 I like how people just denounced OP from #8634 as a troll. I mean it has to be right? It's not like thats ever happened:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9044473/Woman-cried-rape-in-revenge-for-man-forgetting-her-name.html
http://swns.com/news/married-mum-of-four-ruined-soldiers-lives-crying-rape-one-night-stand-avoids-jail-30953/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9692984/Nanny-jailed-for-crying-rape-after-one-night-stand.html
http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Undefined-Headline/story-12625906-detail/story.html#axzz2SLsBCSRF
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1048754/Binge-drinking-mother-jailed-crying-rape-devout-Muslim-taxi-driver.html
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/face-of-a-rape-liar-28533879.html

Please, NH, tell me how these are all false stories and how nothing like that has ever happened or will happen on campus.