#8728 i hate my major

#8727 I had the best orgasm of my life while I was lucid dreaming this morning

#8726 I care about pot legalization than I care about gay marriage, gay rights, abortions and what not. I only give a fuck about pot being legalized.

#8725 Oh my grammar, I wish I could disown my brother! He doesn't subscribe to the beliefs of the Church of the Oxford Comma!!!11!!1!one1! Can't he see he's committing a sin???? :(

#8724 I'm a dude. I got balls and shaft, the whole nine yard. Well, not nine yards, that would be really uncomfortable. I even identify as a guy, look down and am like, "yep, that's mine." But I'm kinda jealous of girls sometimes. For one thing, they can be sexy so easily. I mean they have a manual for it everywhere, and guys are easy to turn on. All girls have to do is push up "the girls" and hike up the hemline. I think pretty much any girl can look sexy. But as a dude, I have no idea how to look good. I put on pants and a T-shirt and that's all I know. And girls get hit on. True, sometimes they don't like it and some guys are creeps, but they are complimented and hit on. I've never been hit on by a girl. I'm not really so attractive, but I don't really know how to be in the first place. Guy's can't really even compliment each other without it being weird. AND, girls can freak out. I can't freak out. It's always "toughen up" or "be a man" or "deal with it". Guys can't cry without being mocked, can't breakdown, can't be scared, we can't even listen to girls without being called whipped or pussies or some shit like that. Lastly, girls can hit a guy and we just have to take it. Girls can scream at guys, curse them out like nobody's business, and slap them and we just have to take it because if we retaliate even a little bit everybody jumps on us like we are abusers. "You can't do that to a girl", "fucking sexist", and all that crap gets thrown our way. I don't give a flying fuck what gender you are, you slap me first, then I'm in my right mind to slap you back. You curse me out, then I'll curse you right back. You insult me, then I'll insult you right back. A lot of the time I shouldn't treat people the way they treat me, and most of the time I don't. But I should be allowed to. That's fair, and whoever says otherwise is sexist.

#8723 I broke my nose when I was 5 because I was playing tag and ran into a pole and it's pretty noticeable. But I tell girls that I got it when I fought a man who tried to run off with my little sister's puppy. Works like a charm ;-)

#8722 I would trade the soccer world cup, the U.S. Open and both the NHL and NBA Finals for just one NFL game right now.

#8721 Is Australia good at soccer? Chile just scored their second goal, AUS's defense just looked confused....at least I'm watching on Telemundo