#8736 I wish jelly shoes would come back in style. You can never forget the glorious smell.

#8735 I'm babysitting these horny little kids soon, and they like it when I read them erotic bed time stories. I'm going to sit for them again soon. Would Snot Brite and the Seven Pervs be a good fit for 8 year olds? I heard that parents love it when you read their kids fairy tales.

#8734 I don't want to be considered weird or immature, but I still love to play on playgrounds, color, draw with chalk, and play with toys from childhood. For example, if I see an old Little Tikes toy I used to have as a kid or a Barbie I once had, I go crazy and want to re-live childhood. Maybe I should join Peter Pan in Neverland because I don't want to grow up.

#8733 I hate how people say that we live in a male-dominated society. Yes, the statistics their various things about how women are repressed with all of the ways that people have attempted to adjust for it and most of that has been due to DECADES of no one saying anything and sticking to the perceived status quo.

However, in law, society, justice the moment that woman does complain then 70-80% on the time they immediately get their way if not more. However, I only see this as an over reaction to what has come before and soon studies will be done and the statistics will show this and the pendulum will swing back once again and hopefully show itself to be dampening.

#8732 To the vegetarian that told me that eating meat was murder: don't wear those leather shoes next time you attempt to make me feel like shit.

#8731 All these people typing long smart paragraphs and arguing in these comments, and I'm just sitting here too high to read that many lines.

#8730 if your nose wrinkles when you laugh, there is an 85% chance i will fall in love with you

#8729 is it possible for a guy who likes a girl to continually be okay with not being in contact with her? or am i just kidding myself?