Bear with me. I'm generalizing here. But I have such poor body image issues and depression that I feel like offing myself half the time. I feel like the guys here are only interested in hot chicks .... and I can't compete with this. I hate myself so much, I just want to find one guy who isn't only interested in sex. I am so lonely, I just want to cuddle up with someone and have them restore the light to me.

The only reason I live near campus is so I can sit outside, drink beer, and "bird watch" keep it up ladies!

So I found out my roommate is thinking about moving out. I'm already packing her shit. Good riddance to that bitch

I have a fetish for really older men. Went as far as my first kiss and sex with an older man. I still would like to make out with him again cause he was by far better than guys my age around school

Meanwhile on the ASU Confessions page...
"I'm still in high school but i'm really considering ASU even though i can get into ivys cause i have low standards and wanna fuck bitches"

How many people would be down for a CHIVE un-official meetup in Flag?

I thought I was in college; yet year after the people in class make me repulsive. Immaturity, cheating, lack of concern and interest in school (which is your career and will be your future), taking notes based off of what the person next to you writes, etc. College courses are rough and by keeping this act up you're just wasting your money and hindering the people around you. So fuck off, grow up, take charge of your life, keep your mouth shut in class, or stop coming.

Sincerely,
"the person who will deck you in the face by the end of the semester"

Dear girl at shopping at Wal-mart on at around 2:30 with the blue barret with sparkles on it (you were buying otterpops) You were so gorgeous it took my breathe away! I wish i had told you.
Sincerly, the shy guy behind you in line buying milk