That girl this Thursday rocking it on a glow in the dark penny skate down the middle of San Fran like a bad ass. Hot damn that was fierce! I think I'm in love.

I believe in fairies

It hasn't really bothered me before when I didn't have a valentine, but this year.... the uncertainty I'm feeling makes me think this year is gonna suck!
LOL #foreveralone (when I shouldn't be) =(

The last guy I slept with kind of ruined my sex drive. Before I could have sex any day of the week and now I could care less. When I used to masturbate several times a week I don't even think about it anymore. Damn I feel like I won't ever be able to get it back.

Never lose your virginity to unprotected sex right after your period. Waiting a whole month almost killed me. So glad I didn't tell the guy. Never been so happy to have a bloody vagina

I've been stoned for every lecture, ever since i started school here, the sad part is i haven't failed a single class for the past 2.5 years... what are you doing with yourself?

Not a day goes by that I don't think, " HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE IT IN TO COLLEGE?!". I've lost all hope for our future. Also, as a side not, being bitchy and rude gets you no where. Treat people with respect, you don't know how stupid you look when you're yelling and being a total snob to dinning staff, faculty, advisor's, etc.

Sincerely,

A student with manners, looks and a brian!

Mucus is like human yogurt