Im in love with someone who wants nothing to do with me

So I use to masturbate when i was 9 or 10. You know how a dog drags its ass when it has an itch? Yeah, that is how i use to masturbate. I would rub my vagina on the ground or on the edge of a pillow. I would stink up my pillow. My mother would get mad at me and say it was not right. I just would keep on doing it. I would do it in front of everyone. It felt good. For some stupid reason, i thought it was ok to do it in front of everyone. It all started when i watched the "sex" scene in titanic. Haha, I didn't know why i did it other than it felt good. I didn't even know what it was called!!! I used to call it exercising because my abs and arms would hurt like crazy after hours of dong it. My siblings don't remember or would rather forget that their sister was a masturbating freak. Haha. Oh, and i use to stick my fingers in my vagina and make it wet by touching the out side. I loved sniffing my wet slop. OMG, i was a nasty child!!! I hope you enjoyed my childhood confession. Haha.

To the assholes who oinked at me last week,
Thank you for making another girl have even more self conscious issues.
Sincerely, a size 9 girl.

Last night I snuck into my suite mates' room while they were sleeping and moved a few things around. I heard them fighting about it this morning. I'm considering striking again tonight.

Chances are if I'm nice to you, it means I don't like you.

After my brother died in a car crash last year, I forced myself to watch movies with fatal car crashes so that I could pretend that someone could relate to me.

I want a reason to dress up in Victoria's Secret lingerie

Want to know the recipe for success? Listening to the circle of life every morning. #getyourshitright