I love all the girls on the roller derby team - I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to see them play. Those knee high socks though.

I like how nerdy you get with video games and your personalized computer. It turns me on big time.

At a party a guy once pointed out that I was in love with my best friend, it was at that moment I realized I was. The twist is that she is straight and will never ever go there.

Not much of a confession, but figure anonymous would work for this. Are there people up here in Flag who play Cardfight Vanguard? I've become really interested in it and I'd like to try learning and playing it with other people.

Every time I see someone handing out money from their car to someone on the side of the road, it always seems to be a NAU student. Really shows how great the people are here. Good job lumberjacks!

I killed a duck by stepping on its poor head by accident. I fainted at the sight of blood. It was hard to clean up. I'm sorry sprinkles.

I just want to go buy a huge big dog and let it fuck me.

My friends have said that I have a teddy bear side to me that I try to hide. Now when I think of teddy bear I think of the song by Elvis, Let Me be Your Teddy Bear. My friends say that girls want the teddy bear side in most guys. So do girls really want the teddy bear side of guys?