Monday, 24 August 2015 09:49 PM
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Nau Confessions:I miss you,can you please bring back the irony so I can have something to laugh at while I contemplate life decisions?
Sunday, 16 August 2015 06:31 PM
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I have a huge HUGE crush on my anthropology professor. Every time he lectures all I can think about is home going all caveman on me. Rawr.
Monday, 10 August 2015 09:33 PM
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I sucked my professor dick and we had anal
Monday, 10 August 2015 09:29 PM
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My first night in collage I went to a gay orgy it was fun I sucked dick and they put a carrot in my ass
Tuesday, 04 August 2015 11:21 AM
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I use to be happy school was starting. Now I just wonder how many years I'm gonna lose from stress and malnutrition.
Wednesday, 29 July 2015 09:39 PM
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I almost died because I almost tripped into a saw blade. Freaking clumsiness. Close call on that one. I think it's just as embarrassing as dying in the public restroom during an earthquake.
Thursday, 09 July 2015 11:40 AM
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That's why good guys finish last. As soon as a girl becomes used and abused and washed up and old, they finally wake up from their senses. Then the nice guys finally get the left over scraps. DAB!!!
Monday, 06 July 2015 03:16 AM
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What does it mean when you convince you fwb of a more than year to fly down to see you? He says he can't stop thinking about me and I'm trying real hard not to read too much into it. I know the basis of our "relationship" is only sex...but still...