Uhhhhhh is this still a thing ?

I've noticed this trend in myself and wonder if it's only me or if this is common. Does anyone else resort to abnormally frequent masterbation when they are stressed out?

Hey, shout out to "3 Girls One Wifi". I'm the "One Guy with a Big Dick".

Have you ever been eves dropping on a conversation and get really into what the people are talking about...then they walk out of earshot and you're thinking "NO wait I wanna know what happens!!"

If another person tries to get on the bus when I'm trying to get off at my stop...you are getting a firm Spartan kick to the face!

Dear stupid-ass white girls: You might be carrying a scorching hot Starbuck's coffee. You might be wearing your expensive $130 Ugg boots. You might be running late for class. I don't give a shit. If you walk in the fucking bike lane, you're gonna get your sorry ass run over.

I see all these people meeting each other, and hanging out. I just don't get how I can do that. I talk to people, ask for numbers, see if they want to do something and all that, but I always get turned down.

Went to the coup. Ordered 8 wings, got 5. Handed them back, got 9. Not sure if journalism major or psych major...