You annoying assholes who honk your horns in the Sechrist parking lot at all random hours of the day, need to pipe the fuck down.

Am I the only one who's been kicked out of church and class for cracking a beer during Lecture?

I find Native American guys to be extremely attractive, especially if they have long hair.

Trying to learn to be okay just being you, letting go of the notion of having a relationship, is rather difficult when you are beginning to feel awfully lonely.

You were the only reason I gave a damn about math class.

I cant fit any booze in my freezer because its full of girl scout cookies

to the hot asian guy that works in the SLC you are adorable

Dear roommate,
you are the biggest fucking slut. skyping at least three guys a day showing them every part of your body.. btw thats not cute and don't talk about how you would not give guys what they want.. you talk about how you're the shit and how there are no guys at NAU that are attractive but yet you bring one back?.. bitch you're a hypocrite... AND you can NOT have sex with me in the room!