When I'm bored, I go to porn sites and write in the comments section: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your father and I are heartbroken."

I have to have chocolate and fruity sweets after I orgasm. For some reason they just taste extra delicious then. When I eat them, it's like I'm congratulating myself on having the most amazing orgasm ever! :)

Being one of the guys is totally awesome!

I'm a guy and all I want is a girl to dance to The Smiths with me. FAWK!

My roommate and I were having a girls night the other night. I got black out drunk and we made out hard core apparently... good to know I'm still a good kisser even when I'm trashed ;)

Look guys, I don't mind sending a few raunchy texts back and forth describing what we want to do to each other. I really don't, think it's kind of healthy to let the imagination run for a bit. That being said, the moment you misspell a simple word (i.e. tear, throw, or lose) I lose all interest in the game. Yes, your grammar can ruin the moment.

Recently I was hooking up with a guy and he came when we had just started making out. I thought this only happened in the movies..

I've recently realized that it isn't going to work out with this guy I've been dating. He's great and all, but if I can't see a future with someone it's an immediate turn-off for me, and there is definitely no future for us. It also doesn't help that I have to go to extreme measures just to cope with the anxiety that hanging out with him causes me. I just don't know what to do, he's a really great guy, and I don't want to hurt him, but I guess I have no choice...