To the guy using the alter-G/anti-gravity treadmill in the physical therapy room today… Damn you're fine.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Flappy Bird is negatively affecting my school performance.

I wish biology made sense to me.

A year ago, I often spent the night in my girlfriend's dorm in Cowden. On one of these nights, I believe it was a Tuesday, I had woken up at 2 a.m. (So technically Wednesday morning) and I needed to piss very badly. So I walked to the second floor and went into the men's bathroom. As I entered the room, I caught a butt-ass naked dude, masturbating in front of the mirror and sinks...He was cumming as I entered the restroom, and he was in the stage of cumming where you just can't stop. He literally jizzed all over the sink and mirror, blowing his load all over the place with a single moan. I immediately turned and left the room as soon as I entered. I never peed that night, due to sheer disgust and dismay. One of the most awkward moments of my life.

Instead of black history month, it should be personal history month. Celebration of the self across all races. :)

College has made me a slut

Pajama pants guy wore real clothes today! This a big deal, since he usually only wears pj pants and a robe. He was wearing pants and a hoodie. Not jeans, no. But it's definitely a step up.