Tuesday, 04 February 2014 01:35 AM
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Flappy bird...you're fucking going down!
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 01:10 AM
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I don't mind giving head, but I hate the taste of semen.
Tuesday, 04 February 2014 12:33 AM
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I told my instructor that my lab partner was sexually harassing me just so I wouldn't have to work with him again.
Monday, 03 February 2014 11:54 PM
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I had an orgasm in my sleep last night dreaming about lesbian sex with Derek's wife from step brothers...I am a straight woman...I think.
Monday, 03 February 2014 11:51 PM
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Boys. If you are working out at the gym, please work out your legs. There is nothing less attractive than a hot guy with rockin arms and chicken legs.
Monday, 03 February 2014 11:06 PM
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sometimes i want to punch girls on the bus in the face because they rather stand than sit next to me. like right in the face. closed fist
Monday, 03 February 2014 10:47 PM
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How do you avoid having sex with a guy the first time you hookup? Do you just stop it at making out?
Monday, 03 February 2014 10:24 PM
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you only text me when you're blacked out drunk, so that's why I don't text you at all after the breakup