I have literally seen one indian girl on campus and I thought she was smart and nerdy so I befriended her... PLOT TWIST I have seen her at all these parties every weekend. damn girl. what is your number?

Hardest part of having a boyfriend, nairing your pussy so he doesn't see amazon down there

There is a girl in my anthropology class with red hair, blue eyes and a white coat and WOW. not only are you beautiful, but once you opened your mouth and started speaking I was blown away. you act like you have no idea how pretty you are. You were talking to the people around you and enjoying their company without being the normal stuck up girl who just talks to the "hot guys" in the class. You treated everyone equally. I was also impressed when all the guys in your group wanted to be with you and you went and talked to the girl you had already promised to be with before they asked you. I find the fact that you don't let your beauty go to your head to be wonderful. I hope you notice that most of the guys in your group have a thing for you, and the guys in my group do too!

I don't understand why people get so upset that the girls here dress similar because all the guys look exactly the same. Let people wear what ever the fuck they want to.

The only thing keeping me in college is the eternal guilt trip I would receive from my family for not finishing my degree.

Turns out I'm a sex addict. But honestly, I just feel like sex is a normal thing that I should get everyday.

To the girl wearing a white top with tights and leather gloves in the HLC, you got sw4G

My boyfriend and I wanted to make giving head a more enjoyable experience for me, so we got some FunDip and poured the powder on his penis. A lot of the powder fell off his penis and on to the seat where he was sitting so that when he stood up his butt was green! I spent the rest of the week calling him FunButt! Haha :)