It's not everyday you meet a girl who is as much as of a Miami Dolphins fan as much as you. And has her own room in Reilly hall... I really wish I would have gotten your number, stupid...

Of course getting into a relationship sounds like a good idea. But getting on the Titanic, also sounded like a good idea, and look what the fuck happened then!

I used to sit next to this really cool guy in my chem class and I'm bummed he stopped attending class and I lost touch with him.

I've let myself get stepped on by you for too long. This is yours to fix now because I'm done. You lied to my face when I was always genuine to you and gave you all of my love unconditionally.. I hope you realize how you hurt me and I hope that one day you realize what you gave up. I'll find somebody else one day and there won't be any excuses anymore. This was your choice, so stop putting the blame on everybody else but yourself.

Valentine Whatt!! Ain't nobody got time for dat #playa#forlife

Dear tall handsome guy who lives in Allen and talked to my friend and I Saturday,
You are so gorgeous, we should hang out sometime!
Sincerely the girl who couldn't catch your snowball.

Salut!
I confess that some students have lame ass nights when it comes to weekends. Don't you agree? Come on...that one time you had that your friends laughed about? Like tonight I slipped on freaking ice, and grabbed a girls chest. yes her fucking tits.. ha whatever, she liked it. but your party story(s) is/are bad! ;)

Joozh Eater!

i love wen creppy trucks driver honk at me