I have the most gigantic stupid fanboy crush on the alternative looking chick in the post office on Campus. You know the one with the piercings and wears black all the time. She's so beautiful and I just wanna buy her flowers and ask her out but I only ever see her at her work and that would be mega awkward.

I need new friends. I'm Tired of getting left out

Happy Hang-over Sunday!

I love Flappy Bird. Plain and simple, and thanks to all of ya’ll’s complaining; it’s going away forever…Fuck! First Day playing and its being shut down! 7 hours of flapping, but a high score of 57. First day playing? Not Bad at all…might as well stick to my Clan! 1435 trophies? Not bad at all…Now to deal with this morning…swell.
Coffee + Coffee Liquor + French Book =#HungoverStudying#dopewaytocopestress

If you drive through campus bumping your bass, you're a douchebag. No exceptions.

Lets get productive! Does anyone want to start a band? I've been playing drums for about 9 years and played guitar for 7. I self produce some beats! but i want to do an Experimental Math Rock Band. I just want to perform on Campus all the time! Anyone want to join up for a jam sesh?

Girls, I am super horny and haven't been Laid in Months, Help me out like this and we will hook up tonight.

*P.S. Oh yeah. Women usually just Like a status to have sex. Don't we all wish it was that easy man! I don't know bout you, but earning your right to her Holiest of Holies is the best way to go, in my opinion.#Guycode HAHA

When I get mad/angry/ or frustrated I get super horny so playing Flappy Bird just makes me want to have sex so hard I break my vagina

Nothing like satisfying that masturbating itch....