If you ever see an obese person with missing teeth, that's their own body trying to help them.

If u used to be fat I still don't want you. Cuz u gon get fat again eventually

I'm watching this couples figure skating. And maybe it's breaking Guy Code but fuck it this shit beautiful.

It takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences...

I really like this guy that I've been texting for awhile, but whenever I ask him to hang out he never responds or avoids the question... I see him all the time around campus and I get way to nervous to say hi... should I just smile at him and wave, or go straight for the punch and walk up and talk to him?

To the girl that I met when she added me on Facebook looking to meet new people, I wish we could finally hang out and actually talk and get to know each other instead of texting for 20 minutes a day and than not. you're cute and you seem like a fun and interesting girl. lets just hang out finally

My boyfriend always talks about how beautiful other girls are, and they are always the opposite of me. It makes me feel ugly even though he's lucky to have gotten me in the first place

I don’t tend to care that my typing is terrible. More things in life to worry about like…Filing Taxes! Ha kidding. I also don’t mind any criticism. PERIOD. I welcome it for some reason. Besides someone might come up with something hilarious, sometimes people need a good laugh, and I don’t mind providing that laugh. So let’s see what you’re all thinking…

-The Joozh Eater

Line from the Greatest Movie of All Time: “English, motherfucker, do you speak it?”