The moment when a girl asks you to dance, and you can’t control your own erections. She must want the D, since she’s literally getting’ it. *sigh*

Guy Problems…

So I met this guy like 2 weeks ago and I can't get him out of my head and like we hung out pretty much all weekend and I still want him to come over again tonight, do I ask him too? Or am I being clingy? He does text me everytime we're done hanging out saying that he had a great time....

I can never take a shit with any type of long sleeves on. Sweater, shirt, etc., I gotta take it off. I feel like I'll somehow get the sleeve dirty lol idk

This guy is coming on way too strong. I'm not interested in ANYTHING romantic/sexual with him, and I feel like the cliche of "I just want to be friends" won't abate his feelings for me. If someone is obviously attracted to you, but you don't return the feelings, then it'll just end in heartbreak if you "continue to be friends". And not only that, but it will give him the idea that he has a window of opportunity in the future, when he really does not. On the other hand, this guy has been respectful and nice to me, so I don't want to be a total dick by telling him off or telling him how I feel about this. How do I tell him I'm not interested? God, this sucks.... any advice is appreciated

That one person who comments on every confession is so annoying.

To the guy who sits next to me in Anthropology class: you are gorgeous. You make it very hard to concentrate on what the Professor is saying.

My roommate: "I see all those skinny-minnies who eat brownies and cookies and I think, it's not always gonna be that way"

Me: *struggles to be under 150 pounds,near 140 with a vegetarian diet....
Her: *easily eats vegetables and cooks and is likely under 100 pounds and did cheer*

Yeah, I see your point. Jerk.

To the girls driving around with your windows down screeching Taylor Swift music at the top of your lungs, thanks for reminding me why I'm gay...