To the girl with the blue hair walking by the science buildings at around 12:25 today,

I see you everywhere, you are kind of hard to miss with that blue hair you always sport. You're such a beautiful woman and I can't help but just melt everytime I look at you. I wish I had the guts to just go up to you and ask you out.

-A shy guy who hangs around the science building too damn much.

I just bawled my eyes out in the forest by Gabaldon. Thanks mr.rock for letting me plant my depressed, over-weight ass on you while i reconsider my life and why i'm even living anymore.

If anyone found a pair of black and white Nike Frees in the Union a couple weeks ago, please turn them into the Union lost and found. Thanks!

Why does my roommate ALWAYS come home when I wanna fap. UGH, I wanna just do it in front of her so she knows to stay quiet or leave. STOP RUINING MY ORGASMS!It's like she knows and is trying to ruin it...

I'm fapping right now. And I'm a girl ;)
The thoughts running through my mind would make most guys blush.
Or make them want to fuck even harder.

Thanks to who ever pushed in the front end of a red Nissan Altima on south campus over the weekend. I love having to pay for damage that is not my fault. You could of left a note but you just hit and ran, classy. Karama will get your bitch ass soon enough. If anyone saw this happen report it please.

-i have fake flowers in my flower vase.
-my flowers vase is actually a bong.
-im also out of pot.
HighLand VilRage

I replaced sweets with Nicholas Sparks and lost weight. TRY IT.