text a girl ''hey beautiful'' and trust me, you could make her whole day

Multiply the world's population by 2 and that's how many nipples are out there.

I can't even afford knock off cereal. #collegeproblems

Has anyone ever been caught looking at porn?

Guys we're in college, stop with the skinny jeans. Especially the purple or neon colored ones.

Procrastination is like Masterbation, its cool until you realized you just Fucked yourself.

I got my hand caught in the sink and I'm fucking stoned

I know that I'm still really young, 20 to be honest, but I can't help but want to be with somebody and stay with that one person. I mean there's nothing better than waking up next to someone, or going to dinner just because it's Monday. All good things come with time I guess.