Monday, 10 February 2014 10:02 PM
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I started talking to this girl, she's really fucking adorable. I kind of really like her but I'm also afraid she won't like me back because I'm shy and boring and I'm not that attractive or skinny.
As you can see, I have issues with myself.
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:51 PM
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I just heard a bunch of girls outside my door trying to tell each other that they weren't the ones that pooped in the toilet. "omg, there was a LOG in there. I swear it wasn’t me"
I’m sitting in my bed cracking up.
Because it was me
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:48 PM
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I found out that my parents would encourage me to go to sleepovers, just so they could have sex.
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:39 PM
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Sorry girls, but leggings do not count as pants. You're not fooling anyone.
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:33 PM
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If she's your girl, act like it.
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:32 PM
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Omg word of advice, NEVER try to cremate your deceased pet in your oven!!!!! Not only is it the worst smell imaginable they do not turn to ashes they just burn...this day did not start off good!
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:30 PM
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There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can't even walk down the sidewalk in winter
Monday, 10 February 2014 09:30 PM
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Thanks to all the nice people at the SBS bus stop around 6:30 tonight. It was super considerate how you literally pushed people out of the way to get on the bus. I hope you really had somewhere important to be instead of just being rude for no reason.