Monday, 10 February 2014 11:18 PM
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I feel like everyone I know is getting married and having kids, while I sit here like "Hmm what should I have for dinner?"
Monday, 10 February 2014 11:01 PM
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Just because I'm a female and want equal opportunities doesn't mean I don't want my doors opened and meals paid for or at least offered to pay for.
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:59 PM
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My mother messaged me tonight going" I love and I dont want to hurt your feelings but how much weight have you gained your new photo makes you look heavier". Yeah thanks mom.
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:55 PM
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I don't understand why no fish except the sharks didn't have australian accents in Finding Nemo.
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:40 PM
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There's always a lot of noise coming from the room above mine (like sex possibly). I would call the front desk, but it only lasts for 2 minutes ;)
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:31 PM
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Who in the fuck stole my ravioli??
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:28 PM
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I only keep my tinder because it makes me feel good about myself... is that bad?
Monday, 10 February 2014 10:09 PM
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Haha alright bitch I know what you did, thanks for lying to my face. Don't worry I'm going to confront you but karma will bite you in the ass soon (: