i want to date you but only want to see me on weekends and havnt told any of your friends about me or anything! what am i doing.. :(

I like the confession theme! My worst prom rejection was actually my junior year in high school, I wanted to ask my crush to go to prom with me. It seemed perfect, we hung out often, he was single , I was single so I went for it. After I asked if he would like to go to prom with me he said, "Just a second" and ran off. I got my answer at the prom when I went with friends and saw him with his "new" girlfriend :/ As you can safely assume, I have issues with asking out guys...they might all run away from me!

Dear math,
No we will not help you find your X.
And don't ask Y

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "what are you doing? Why are you holding me?"
"Shhhh, Just trust me."

one time when I was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container, so she stopped and said "would you like to have something even sweeter?" and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes I would so she said smell it first and then decide" and handed me a bottle of straight vanilla extract and of course it smelled like the tears of Jesus so I said YES give me and she let me take a huge swig and this is why I have trust issues.

Theme you say?
What was your Worst Rejection?

My Senior year of HS I asked 5 girls to Prom, they all said NO. Sad part? I made themes up for all 5 girls, Poem & rose, Song & dance, Culinary, Senior gift, and dinner & movie...

I'll pick best/funniest one, keep them short, keep them interesting. If this gets pretty funny, I'll ask if this is okay. *Remember we have rules to follow...sucks.

Joozh EAter

There was this guy in Bio lecture who sat next to me for one day and afterwards he never sat next to me again. I must have weirded him out because I was trading bio notes to the guy who is sitting next to me with a lot of enthusiasm. Now he gives me these shy, but awkward looks. Even though I find him staring in my direction quite a lot. I guess I weirded out another person; it isn't the first time it has happened.

To the guy in my CCJ 240 tues/thurs class who wears a Cabela sweatshirt, has a gorgeous smile and handsome brown hair... You have an admirer near the front row ;)